Sheeple Magazine August Archive

I Can't Wait To Play It!!!

By Jamin Greensbury at 08/29/07 14:12

Just so everyone knows this article doesn't have to do with anything important. I jus want the world to know... I got a Wii!!! Yes the highly elusive and rare video game system know resides in the back seat of my car. I had gone out on my lunch break to the local mall and found this priceless item. I was so relieved when I found the store had one last Wii left. And it was all MINE!

Now i just have to finish out the workday in boredom as I wait to get home. I can also see the future. I walk in the door and one of my family members asks how my day went, I'll be saying "MOVE!"