'Fat Fat Fat!!! Why you are Fat and What to Do About it!'

Fat Fat Fat!!! Why you are Fat and What to Do About it!

By Wilbur Corncon at 07/26/07 21:14

I was wrong this morning when I annouced the new at home fat suction machine that you can use everyday. Your lack of this device is NOT why you are fat according to the Sydney Morning Herald their headline screams, "Why fat is a friendship issue".

They are right too. You are fat because your friends are fat and you eat what they eat! For example, the article annouced that "If your friend becomes obese, the researchers found, your chances of becoming obese go up 57 per cent."

The Sydney Morning Herald however fails to report whether or not you get thin by hanging out with anorexic or bulimic friends. It should follow that if you hang out with toothpicked size friends you'll be thin too.

It could be backwards though and if you hang with the thin crowd you'll still be in first place at the fat contest! It might not be your friends but rather you are destined to be FAT.

The article worries that people will cop an attitude like "I don't want a fat friend or I might catch obesity!". What about people figuring that anorexic is contagious too?

In the end it is only yourself to blame for being too FAT or thin!

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