Sheeple Magazine December Archive

My Weekend Agenda: The Great Sunday Adventure

By Jamin Greensbury at 12/17/07 15:31

Alright, I've decided to tell the story of what happened on Sunday.

When I awoke on that Sunday morning, I noticed something strange. Not a single soul was at my house. All the cars were there, so no one could have left. I wondered around until I found a strange note on the living room floor. It was blank, so I made a paper airplane out of it and let it sail across the room. Where the plane landed was a different story. Actually, it didn't land at all, someone had caught it. A tall man cloaked in a long black robe had his hand on it. Crushing it in his palm, he lifted a sword with his other hand. Seeing nothing else in front of me, I grabbed a carbon fiber pool stick from the rack it was stored on. The battle ensued.

Clashing back and forth, the man seemed to get the upper hand. But then remembering all my years of training with a bowstaff, I easily fended him off. He fell to the ground and I leapt up into the air. I came down upon him, thrusting my pool stick into his heart. A blank inky like substance erupted from the wound as I gave a victory commanche screech. All of the sudden, the Doobie Brother's "China Grove" began playing. A giant fog came forth as my eyes flew open. I was laying on my couch in my living room. I seemed I had fallen asleep during a football game I was watching and had a dream. Or was it a dream?

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My Weekend Agenda: What Actually Happened

Well, things don't always go as they seem. On Friday, I didn't go and see "I Am Legend". Why? I realized it wasn't worth it. Actually it is, but not on opening night. There would be no way that I would get a ticket, and even if I did, my seat would be horrible. So I went over to my girlfriend's house and ate dinner there. Afterwards, I went home, ate more food, then went to sleep.

Half of Saturday panned out like it should have. The Christmas party at my house went better than I thought it would. Instead of a shirt that isn't my size or even something I would actually wear, I got a gift card to Wal-Mart. Even though a gift card is a one time thing, I'm still going to get more use out of it than the shirt I usually get. After the party a vicious snow storm came my way. I was supposed to have people out to my house, but that didn't go as planned. Only two of my friends came, and they ended up getting snowed in. So the three of us had a Christmas Dance at my house. Our dance consisted of eating, watching movies with my parents and then playing Sorry at midnight. Anyway, the school dance was cancelled, so it worked out in the end.

Sunday, I had no idea what I was going to do. What I did, I must keep confidential. It was the greatest adventure I had ever had, and that's what I'll keep it at. Maybe I'll tell the story some other time.

My Weekend Agenda

You know what? I was excited to watch the new movie "I Am Legend" later tonight. So I brought up a trailer on Youtube to increase the excitement. After I had watched it, I scrolled down through the comments. Shouldn't have done that. Some jerks had posted what exactly happens in the movie. Completely ruined it for me. I won't tell anyone what I read because I'm not a jerk. I still want to see the movie.

The next day, I'm planning on going to the annual Christmas Dance at our school. I had originally planned to have people at my house beforehand, but that idea seems to have been destroyed. I had asked my mother about it, but I guess she had a Christmas party scheduled that day at our house (which I had no idea about). So now I and all my friends may just be hanging out in my garage eating pizza. But its not that big of a problem.

Then on Sunday, I haven't decided yet.