Uncle Sam is recruiting again, but not for the army. He's come to try and increase the number of readers of Sheeple Magazine. He came to me personally and forced me to hire him. Well, he didn't need to force me, I would have hired him anyway.
So now Uncle Sam is bringing in more readers for our Sheeple Magazine. Who knows who the next reader could be? Uncle Sam is here to stay at Sheeple Magazine. Plus he'll try to put an end to Microsoft Domination and may even play a little air guitar while he's at it.
