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Self Defense: Would you like that that in Pink or Light Blue?

By Jamin Greensbury at 12/17/07 15:43

How many purchase decisions have been based on the color of preference? Like how someone will buy a green shirt but will absolutely stay away from the same shirt in purple? But the topic here isn't really clothes. How about choosing the color of your own personal Taser?

Taser International is now selling personal Tasers in hot new colors for the consumer. So if your wife has a pink handbag, get a pink Taser for her. Wouldn't that be a funny Christmas gift? Watching your wife unwrap a box, opening the box and then revealing the Taser you bought her. It would be an even funnier gift for your little old grandmother. That is on my checklist of things to see before I die. Little old lady with a walker shocking a man for no apparent reason. It may not seem funny to you, but I would sure get a kick out of that.

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