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Well, There Goes My Prized Bull

By Jamin Greensbury at 08/31/07 14:59

When bulls are vicious and angry, should they be let out of their cage? Well, if you're aiming for a Running Of The Bulls type event, then yes you should. Maybe that was the newest attraction at the Minnesota State Fair. A bull apparently got out of control and escaped its handlers. The bull then ran rampant throughout the fair. Many fair-goers narrowly missed the bull, but luckily no one was hurt. The bull then targeted a red object. This object was one of the fair's fire hydrants. The beast ran headlong into the hydrant, causing its own death from the result of the impact.

The bull's corpse was then moved to the University of Minnesota for disposal. Unbeknownst to everyone, the bull was then brought back to life and given back to its owner. Maybe the bull didn't go after all.

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