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American Airlines Develops New Customer Service Slogan for Corporate America: We're Not Responsible

By Wilbur Corncon at 07/31/07 12:21

American Airlines Develops New Customer Service Slogan for Corporate America: We're Not Responsible!
Inspired by Wanda in American Airline's "customer relations" department, American Airlines announces today their new customer service slogan: "We're Not Responsible". They are encouraging all of Corporate America follow our lead and adopt the slogan. We don't care about our customers why should you care about yours?
Read more: American Airlines Develops New Customer Service Slogan for Corporate America: We're Not Responsible [click]

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Sara Lee Corp Announces New Line of Heavy Metal Bread

By Wilbur Corncon at 07/30/07 10:01

Sara Lee Corp has announced the addition of 27 kinds of whole wheat bread with added metal chips. It is believed that many people do not consume sufficient quantities of minerals.
It is speculated that if you eat sufficient quantities of this bread you will develop RoboCop style powers or die.
Read more: Sara Lee Corp Announces New Line of Heavy Metal Bread [click]

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