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Birth of a New Year

By Jamin Greensbury at 01/03/08 15:38

Here's my first post for the entire year of 2008. Now that 2007 is gone, its time to set our sights on new and upcoming things. What about resolutions? I have two that I know of. The first is to start running/jogging more often. I'm in good shape, but not that great of shape. The second is promising not to steal the Wal-Mart power scooters anymore. Even though they are fun, I had better stop that habit. Anyway, other people need them. But no one said anything about the ones at K-Mart. Those scooters go about 10 mph faster. Isn't that exciting?

But now let's reflect on Christmas 2007. I received what I wanted for Christmas. Guitar Hero 3 was the only thing I had asked for. But the game makes me sad. I can't use the stupid orange key because my fingers are retarded. Oh well. But let me be the one of the last people to tell you, Happy New Year!

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