Sheeple Magazine May Archive

I made it onto Prom Court!

Wow, an event around 2 o'clock today really madde my day. It was announced over the loudspeaker at the Kickapoo Area High School the names of the people on prom court. Thinking nothing of it, I zoned out until I heard my name. At first I was stunned, but then it quickly turned into an ecstatic feeling. Even though KAHS only has about 35 students in the graduating class, it still made me feel very honored. How many people do you know that were on theire high school's prom court? I can't say how many you know, but I do know that you read all of this and really don't care that I made it onto court.