Sheeple Magazine October Archive

And You Thought One Was Enough

By Jamin Greensbury at 10/16/07 15:04

Having trouble with your wife? Get a new one. If you have ever heard of polygamy, then you should see what this man has done. Shahadeh Abu Arrar, a man from Israel, has had 8 wives during his lifetime. He wasn't married to them one at a time either. Abu Arrar is still married to all eight of them. Did i also mention that he has had 67 children over the time he has been with them? So if you are having trouble with your current wife, simply marry another and ignore the old one.