Secret sources within the White House report that the annual medical checkup for President Bush this year was very special. Unreported were the additional preoperative tests given.
Our secret source reports that President Bush is planning a covert operation so that his last act in Office will prevent Hilary Clinton from becoming the first women President.
In a few weeks President Bush will enter the hospital for a gender reorientation procedure. It should be completed for his final month in office as President of the United States.
This will result in George W. Bush being the first women President of the United States and prevent Hilary Clinton from attaining that title.
Our covert source who now claims to work for both the CIA and the White House says that the President was heard saying, "it's not about sexual orientation, it's politics, pure and simple."
Our sources from the Pentagon are worried that the change will also affect the Presidents demeanor and he will be unable to carry out aggressive military operations.
