Sheeple Magazine October Archive

The Government Wants To Lose Some Weight

There is a growing number of obese people in our world. Some don't do anything about while others do. Especially members of the British Parliament. Deciding to something about their weight, these overweight people have been trying to replace Parliament's shooting range with a swimming pool. They only want the pool so they can try to get into better shape. Buts that's not what is going to happen. In the near future you visit Parliament's planned swimming pool, you won't see people swimming. You'll see some big fat losers floating around on some inflatable chairs.

So if Parliament does get a new pool, there is one question in my mind. Shouldn't they be running the government like they're supposed to? The common people must not be too happy about that. Instead of creating laws and maintaining the peace, we have some fat old guys doing the back stroke. But I guess that won't be any different than some fat old guys shooting targets that look like squirells.