Sheeple Magazine November Archive

The Purpose Of The One-Way Street

By Jamin Greensbury at 11/09/07 15:42

I finally figured it out. The officials in charge of streets and roads are out to get us. Why? Because of the invention of one-way streets. I am convinced their purpose is to confuse us. Try going to a new part of town and find out every street is one-way. And then none of the streets are heading in the direction you need to go. There is in fact an evil dictator at the top of the transportation network, I know it!

My ranting all spurred from a really stupid driver today. I was heading to work up a one-street when the car in front of me stopped abruptly. I was about to beep my horn when I saw that in front of this car, there was another heading our direction. The guy going the wrong way wasn't going to stop, so I had to reverse just to let him out. Plus what makes this worse is that this street was on a hill. Wow, some people are stupid drivers!