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Bite If They Don't Cooperate

By Jamin Greensbury at 09/28/07 15:35
Have you heard of how some of the major toy companies are recalling their products because of possible lead in the paint? Well, two parents took their 3-year old son to the hospital becuase he was playing with one of those toys. Don't woory, he wasn't infected, but his parents signed him up for a blood test just to be sure. So when the nurses went to administer the test, all seemed well, until the boy started squirming like all children will do. One of the nurses tried to restrain him by holding him tightly while doing something no professional should do. The nurse bit him on the shoulder!

As you can guess, the parents were astounded. After the deed had been done, the nurse said all the bite was was playful. But when the family got home, they found bite marks on the boy's shoulder. The boy was then prescribed antibiotics for the bite upon return to the hospital. So let me ask you, should a nurse be able to bite your child?

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Comment #1 By Wilbur Corncon at 09/28/07 16:19
It is a new kind of vaccination. The nurse bites your kids to help him build immunity from the bites of other kids.

Gives them some cool marks (scars) to share with the other kids at school too.

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