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By Jamin Greensbury at 03/28/08 15:37

I walked into work yesterday, thinking it would be just like any other day. I sat down at my desk and decided to plug my iPod into my computer's speakers to have some music playing. Before I could get to do that though, I heard some strange music being played from the computer next to me. All I could describe it as was magical elf music. Not the Christmas elf but like Lord of the Rings elf. I decided to let it be and started to work. The music really couldn't hurt anything... right?

A half hour later, I realized my head was starting to hurt. It wasn't a thinking headache or a sinus headache, so it had to be something different. I quickly turned the strange music off, and in about 5 minutes, my headache was gone. Coincidence? I think not. It was then that I found a packet beside computer saying what the music was.

Apparently you're supposed to listen to it to get a rejuvenated feeling. Well, it did the opposite for me. Also, you're not supposed to listen to the music while driving. I guess you could start to convulse, which would be a bad thing. So when I walked into the office today, I immediately turned the music off. Didn't want the strange music to give me another headache.

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Comment #1 Jill at 03/28/08 16:01
Maybe you need to listen to that music more intensely and soon it will have driven all the demons out of your mind!

Have you considered some Tibetan Chants? After about 5 minutes of that you will have no headache and will be amazed at how much more work you get done.

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