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<title>Uruguay s Flagship Spotted At Pennsylvania Fairground (microsoft)</title>
<description>Posted by Jamin Greensbury: (microsoft) &lt;a href=&quot;http://pics.sheeplemagazine.com/members/Jamin_Greensbury/office_sheeple/Flagship_of_Uruguay&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://picx.sheeplemagazine.com/t/Flagship_of_Uruguay.jpg&quot; width=200 height=87 alt=&quot;, office sheeple: Flagship of Uruguay&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; &gt;&lt;/a&gt; Recently at a fairground in northwestern Pennsylvania, a stange sight was beheld there. It seemed that Uruguay's flagship was circling the location. No one knows why it was there. Maybe it was extremely off course. Maybe a certain person I know of in Uruguay could tell me why it was there. Could this be the result of more Microsoft world&lt;br&gt;Tags: &lt;b&gt;pennsylvania&lt;/b&gt;, &lt;b&gt;uruguay&lt;/b&gt;. Comments: 1.</description>
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<title>Now One Can Stop The Oncoming War (microsoft)</title>
<description>Posted by Jamin Greensbury: (microsoft) &lt;a href=&quot;http://pics.sheeplemagazine.com/members/Jamin_Greensbury/office_sheeple/WWIII_Cometh&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://picx.sheeplemagazine.com/t/WWIII_Cometh.jpg&quot; width=200 height=124 alt=&quot;, office sheeple: WWIII Cometh&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; &gt;&lt;/a&gt; It is inevitable. WWIII will come upon us. But unlike the previous wars, this war will be fought between corporations. Which ones you ask One shall be the world domination bent Microsoft. The opponent will be the super valued Wal-Mart. Who will win Wal-Mart's CEO lights up his cigar as he watches his army engage the enemy. Microsoft's&lt;br&gt;Tags: &lt;b&gt;microsoft&lt;/b&gt;, &lt;b&gt;wal mart&lt;/b&gt;. Comments: 0.</description>
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<title>Crying Lets The Sad Out Xbox price reduction brings out Emotional Microsoft Execs (microsoft)</title>
<description>Posted by Jamin Greensbury: (microsoft) &lt;a href=&quot;http://pics.sheeplemagazine.com/members/Jamin_Greensbury/office_sheeple/The_Microsoft_General_Show_His_Emotional_Side&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://picx.sheeplemagazine.com/t/The_Microsoft_General_Show_His_Emotional_Side.jpg&quot; width=200 height=125 alt=&quot;, office sheeple: The Microsoft General Show His Emotional Side&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; &gt;&lt;/a&gt; Does everyone really want one I guess not since Microsoft had to lower the prices of its video game system. This action resulted from Sony first lowering the prices of the PS3 system. Does this mean Microsoft's plans for world domination have been foiled in the video game department Hear my words Microsoft, its okay to cry.&lt;br&gt;Tags: &lt;b&gt;microsoft&lt;/b&gt;, &lt;b&gt;video games&lt;/b&gt;. Comments: 1.</description>
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<title>I Want You To Read More Sheeple Magazine (microsoft)</title>
<description>Posted by Jamin Greensbury: (microsoft) &lt;a href=&quot;http://pics.sheeplemagazine.com/members/Jamin_Greensbury/office_sheeple/Uncle_Sheeple_Sam&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://picx.sheeplemagazine.com/t/Uncle_Sheeple_Sam.jpg&quot; width=110 height=150 alt=&quot;, office sheeple: Uncle Sheeple Sam&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; &gt;&lt;/a&gt; Uncle Sam is recruiting again, but not for the army. He's come to try and increase the number of readers of Sheeple Magazine. He came to me personally and forced me to hire him. Well, he didn't need to force me, I would have hired him anyway. So now Uncle Sam is bringing in more readers for our Sheeple Magazine. Who knows who the next&lt;br&gt;Tags: &lt;b&gt;uncle sam&lt;/b&gt;, &lt;b&gt;microsoft&lt;/b&gt;. Comments: 1.</description>
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<title>60,000,000 Broken Copies of Vista (microsoft)</title>
<description>Posted by Wilbur Corncon: (microsoft) &lt;a href=&quot;http://pics.sheeplemagazine.com/members/Wilbur_Corncon/windows_vista/We_are_Windows_Vista&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://picx.sheeplemagazine.com/t/We_are_Windows_Vista.jpg&quot; width=200 height=128 alt=&quot;, windows vista: We are Windows Vista...&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; &gt;&lt;/a&gt; On the heals of Microsoft's annoucement of world domination via 60 million copies of Windows Vista, the CD New Blog reports: Here's the list of fixes in those new Vista fix packs It is certain for ongoing domination in the operating system area, Microsoft needs to get a product on the market that doesn't feed off of updates. Read more: &lt;br&gt;Tags: &lt;b&gt;vista&lt;/b&gt;, &lt;b&gt;microsoft&lt;/b&gt;. Comments: 0.</description>
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<title>60 Million Windows Vista Units Out the Door (microsoft)</title>
<description>Posted by Wilbur Corncon: (microsoft) &lt;a href=&quot;http://pics.sheeplemagazine.com/members/Wilbur_Corncon/windows_vista/Microsoft_Seeks_World_Dominitation_Through_Inferior_Products&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://picx.sheeplemagazine.com/t/Microsoft_Seeks_World_Dominitation_Through_Inferior_Products.jpg&quot; width=200 height=139 alt=&quot;, windows vista: Microsoft Seeks World Dominitation Through Inferior Products&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; &gt;&lt;/a&gt; 60 Million Windows Vista Units Out the Door And too bad they aren't in the trash The news reports are in. Microsoft has shipped 60 million copies of Vista since its release. The most exciting part of the news for me is that I am not one of the 60 million that will be tortured and tormented by the latest release of Windows. I normally make&lt;br&gt;Tags: &lt;b&gt;vista&lt;/b&gt;, &lt;b&gt;microsoft&lt;/b&gt;. Comments: 0.</description>
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