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Now One Can Stop The Oncoming War

By Jamin Greensbury at 08/13/07 13:56

, office sheeple: WWIII Cometh

It is inevitable. WWIII will come upon us. But unlike the previous wars, this war will be fought between corporations. Which ones you ask? One shall be the world domination bent Microsoft. The opponent will be the super valued Wal-Mart. Who will win?

Wal-Mart's CEO lights up his cigar as he watches his army engage the enemy. Microsoft's General gets right into the action. The battle ensues as neither side seems to be getting the upper hand. Wal-Mart sends forth its Super Value Bargains in hopes the Microsoft army will fall to its knees at the low prices. But Microsoft is not fooled becuse it also has low prices!

The whole entire world has been ravaged by the warfare. Now it seems that Microsoft has the upper hand at the moment. They are forcing Wal-Mart to sell Microsoft products within the confines of their store. But who will ultimately win? This battle will last all eternity. Only one being can stop the conflict.

Super Sheeple has come to save the day! Using his Sheeple Hammer, he stops the war, for now...

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