Sheeple Magazine August Archive

Recently at a fairground in northwestern Pennsylvania, a stange sight was beheld there. It seemed that Uruguay's flagship was circling the location. No one knows why it was there. Maybe it was extremely off course. Maybe a certain person I know of in Uruguay could tell me why it was there.

Could this be the result of more Microsoft world domination? I can not see how, for the most powerful man in Uruguay would not stand for it.

It is inevitable. WWIII will come upon us. But unlike the previous wars, this war will be fought between corporations. Which ones you ask? One shall be the world domination bent Microsoft. The opponent will be the super valued Wal-Mart. Who will win?

Wal-Mart's CEO lights up his cigar as he watches his army engage the enemy. Microsoft's General gets right into the action. The battle ensues as neither side seems to be getting the upper hand. Wal-Mart sends forth its Super Value Bargains in hopes the Microsoft army will fall to its knees at the low prices. But Microsoft is not fooled becuse it also has low prices!

The whole entire world has been ravaged by the warfare. Now it seems that Microsoft has the upper hand at the moment. They are forcing Wal-Mart to sell Microsoft products within the confines of their store. But who will ultimately win? This battle will last all eternity. Only one being can stop the conflict.

Super Sheeple has come to save the day! Using his Sheeple Hammer, he stops the war, for now...

Does everyone really want one? I guess not since Microsoft had to lower the prices of its video game system. This action resulted from Sony first lowering the prices of the PS3 system. Does this mean Microsoft's plans for world domination have been foiled in the video game department?

Hear my words Microsoft, its okay to cry.

Uncle Sam is recruiting again, but not for the army. He's come to try and increase the number of readers of Sheeple Magazine. He came to me personally and forced me to hire him. Well, he didn't need to force me, I would have hired him anyway.

So now Uncle Sam is bringing in more readers for our Sheeple Magazine. Who knows who the next reader could be? Uncle Sam is here to stay at Sheeple Magazine. Plus he'll try to put an end to Microsoft Domination and may even play a little air guitar while he's at it.