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I Swear, It Was An Accident!

By Jamin Greensbury at 08/14/07 12:49

Obviously, people just don't know how to aim a gun in Miami. Two men were trying to rob a security guard in the parking lot of a Brandsmart USA. One of the robbers was pointing the gun straight at the guard. But the guard would not cooperate with this robber. The second robber tried to take the guard down from behind, but to no avail. The gun fired and hit the second robber right in the eye. The two robbers then fled in the getaway vehicle with three others.

The wounded robber went right to the hospital, while his accomplices were arrested. All I have to say about this story is: Nice Shootin' Tex.

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Comment #1 By Wilbur Corncon at 08/14/07 13:14
You can also use your ipod for robbery protection. Just set the volume sufficiently high so that you don't hear what is going on around you.
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