Sheeple Magazine September Archive

As You Can See, The Glove Doesn't Fit

Can you name that who said that famous line in the title? Read this sentence as you ponder about it. Here's the answer; O.J. Simpson. That was his line from his court trial in the 90's. Well, guess who's on trial again. If you guess O.J., you're right! But he didn't kill his wife this time. I guess some guys stole memorablilia from O.J. and he wanted it back. So instead of being polite, he has to go the hard way.

At a hotel in Las Vegas, the incident happened. Some sports memorabilia collectors were just hanging out in their room. All of the sudden, O.J. with two other guys barge in with guns drawn. O.J. was later arrested for his foul deeds. Too bad it seems that he can't get out of this one. He was caught on tape with the hotel's security cameras. Now if convicted, O.J. could face up to 30 years in jail. I can see it now. This is O.J.'s new line, "As you can see, the gun does not fit in my hand."