Sheeple Magazine November Archive

Foods That Really Don't Mix

By Jamin Greensbury at 11/08/07 15:58

Ever had foods that really don't mix together? A prime example would be peanut butter and pickles. But here's something completely different. How about a dessert that has real gold shavings in it? Apparently it would cost about $25,000 to even eat it. Who in their right minds would pay for something like that? $25,000 for about 5 minutes of deliciousness? Well since that amount could be what some people make in a year, that dessert borders on pure insanity. Did I mention you get to keep the gold spoon that comes with it? The spoon is almost like the toy in the Happy Meal.

Now here is a warning of foods that don't go together. Well, actually more like a story. As I was coming home from the golf course one day, I stopped at the gas station. After pumping some gas, I went inside and bought a fruit punch Gatorade and some Skittles. Upon eating some Skittles and then drinking the Gatorade, I discovered that the two do NOT mix at all. And that was another one of my discoveries.