The most troubling aspect of the iphone from a corporate prescriptive is the possiblity that customers won't fulfil their obligations under the contract.Someone might start publishing unlock codes on the internet and allowing the customers to break the contract and use their iphone with a different carrier. This is a severe risk to the bottom line of the Apple Computer Corporation!
Apple has developed the solution. It is an implantable iphone. It is surgically inserted into the frontal lobe of the brain and wired to the optic and hearing nerves. This gives the Apple Computer Corporation full access to the users brain.
If the Corporation discovers that the client is planning to have the device unlocked or carriers changed they will apply a small current via remote control to the front lobe of the client's brain. This has the same effect of a frontal lobotomy. Similar to the use of an icepick but temporary.
Once the client is unable to change carriers, the lobotomy is reversed. The process can be repeated as many times as necessary.
This could result in approximately $8 billion a year in additional profits for the Apple Computer Corporation.
The main selling point will be that it is biologically powered and can be used without running afoul of traffic laws that prevent use of a cellular phone while driving.
