Sheeple Magazine September Archive

Usually I expect my Ghostbuster Sheeple picture to be there, but now it was this man. After a moment of my brain sputtering out, I realized something must be done. So I changed it back. Hopefully, it will stay that way for a while. From this, I learned that I should try and lock my desktop.

Between the players there was no tension, but between the schools... well you don't want to know. Let's just call it the biggest school rivalry in our area. So we go to the most prestigious course in Reno(the only course in Reno) to duke it out. I played like crap. Long story short, Franklin beat Oil City. So now Franklin gets to hoist the Reno Cup at their school for a year until next year's event. Too bad I won't be playing in next year's tournament.

Too bad this could be a true story. Two men actually got in a bit of a scuffle over a woman. The woman had apparently dated the armless man but later on after they had separated, she began dating this other guy. So when the two men finally meet, there is a royal rumble. The armless man headbutted the other man, but nothing seemed to come of it. A minute later and the other man felt dizzy and collapsed. So did this armless man have a forehead of steel. No, because a paramedic said the other man died of natural causes, which he believed to be a heart attack. What have we learned from this? Don't get in a fight with an armless person.

At a hotel in Las Vegas, the incident happened. Some sports memorabilia collectors were just hanging out in their room. All of the sudden, O.J. with two other guys barge in with guns drawn. O.J. was later arrested for his foul deeds. Too bad it seems that he can't get out of this one. He was caught on tape with the hotel's security cameras. Now if convicted, O.J. could face up to 30 years in jail. I can see it now. This is O.J.'s new line, "As you can see, the gun does not fit in my hand."

The sport itself soon spread to many other countries. One country in particular, Uruguay, really has become fond of the sport. But seeing how they only have one Cessna in the country(the Royal Flagship), the public can't get in on the craze. Only high ranking officials and politicians are able to. That could be the whole reason the flagship was spotted in Pennsylvania. Uruguans must like Pennsylvania golf courses.

GO STEELERS!

Well this only happened because she had previously asked the class if anyone had taken photgraphy before. Myself and two others raised our hands. She asks me where I had taken the class, and I said they I had it last school year in the same classroom. By the way, I had a different teacher last year, and he was by far so much better than this lady. Anyways, she asked why I chose to take it again and I told her it was a fun class and that I wanted to try different things than last year. I didn't think anything of the questions, so I went back to business.

But like you already know, I was kicked out for really no good reason. Why would the school have let me put it on my schedule if it was "illegal"? Plus she hated my class, so she probably tried to remove a trouble maker. Bad choice, seeing how I hadn't done anything to her at all. But I was happy and sad at the same time. Happy because I was rid of this uber-mean teacher, and sad because all my friends were in that class. So as my final token to that class, I waved goodbye to everyone with a grin on my face as the she-devil glared at me.

Well this man starting really loathing his mother when she kicked him out of the house. I don't blame her. Living there 47 years with your son may be too much if its in the same household. So what this guy did was kidnap her precious cat. Then he held a ransom of $20,000 for the feline. When authorities found out what was happening, they sprang into action. They arrested the son, and began paying back the elderly woman her money. Then maybe you shouldn't do this to your mom...

A woman by the name of Phylis Canion has found what she believes to be a chupacabra. Actually, she has found three of them to be exact. Unfortunately, she found three dead bodies. The corpses of these animals were around 40 lbs, with blue-gray, hairless skin. She even took the specimens to a local vet for examination. The vet said that he couldn't confirm they were chupacabras, but in his opinion, "I believe the chupacabra is a dog."

Now Ms. Canion is having DNA tests run on the bodies she had found. Does this mean one of the most mysterious cases of undiscovered animals has been solved? We may soon find out. The chupacabra could become another dog breed like the golden retriever, beagle, or even poodle. The world is in fact becoming smaller right before our eyes.

This year our football team, the KHS Bobcats, could take the division. Since we only have 16 players on our team, we should dominate. The other two teams only have 11 players each, so that means there are no sub-ins. This could be the first title that Kickapoo has received in a long time. The only other title we have ever gotten was most isolated town on the Great Plains. Now we'll be known for somethying else!