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American Airlines Develops New Customer Service Slogan for Corporate America: We're Not Responsible

By Wilbur Corncon at 07/31/07 12:21
American Airlines Develops New Customer Service Slogan for Corporate America: We're Not Responsible!

Inspired by Wanda in American Airline's "customer relations" department, American Airlines announces today their new customer service slogan: "We're Not Responsible". They are encouraging all of Corporate America follow our lead and adopt the slogan. We don't care about our customers why should you care about yours?

Read more: American Airlines Develops New Customer Service Slogan for Corporate America: We're Not Responsible [click]

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60,000,000 Broken Copies of Vista!

By Wilbur Corncon at 07/31/07 09:33
, windows vista: We are Windows Vista...
On the heals of Microsoft's annoucement of world domination via 60 million copies of Windows Vista, the CD New Blog reports: Here's the list of fixes in those new Vista fix packs

It is certain for ongoing domination in the operating system area, Microsoft needs to get a product on the market that doesn't feed off of updates.

Read more: 60,000,000 Broken Copies of Vista! [click]

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Sara Lee Corp Announces New Line of Heavy Metal Bread

By Wilbur Corncon at 07/30/07 10:01
Sara Lee Corp has announced the addition of 27 kinds of whole wheat bread with added metal chips. It is believed that many people do not consume sufficient quantities of minerals.

It is speculated that if you eat sufficient quantities of this bread you will develop RoboCop style powers or die.

Read more: Sara Lee Corp Announces New Line of Heavy Metal Bread [click]

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Corporate America's Gift for You: Tainted Food!

By Wilbur Corncon at 07/29/07 09:23
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Maybe it is the food for your cat.. maybe it is the food for you. The press reports seem to be coming almost non-stop now.

For example, Medical News Today reports that:

Read more: Corporate America's Gift for You: Tainted Food! [click]

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Amalgam in your Teeth; Mercury in your Blood, Body and Brain!

By Wilbur Corncon at 07/28/07 09:20
If you do much searching for Amalgam on the web you'll think there is some debate over whether it is safe or not. An associate recently took her son to the dentist for his first two fillings and requested that Amalgam not be used.

The dentist was a bit shocked and her insurance company would only pay for the cost of Amalgam.

Read more: Amalgam in your Teeth; Mercury in your Blood, Body and Brain! [click]

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