Sheeple Magazine January Archive

See what will happen is that the drilling plans will go through. All the oil will be drawn from that area, but by when the deed is done, all the bears will be dead. Criticism will erupt all over and something epic and climatic will happen. But I've no idea what that thing would be. The bears will be gone and the governement will be in trouble. But I really don't think they care one bit, seeing how oil should be on the endangered species list.

But I can see the government's plan. They'll take advantage of the economy's defination and have everyone buy big screen TVs. Too bad that they're not smart enough to only have consumers buy American made products. Everyone will jump on the Japanese electronics and help boost Japan's economy instead of ours. Too bad all the cool stuff comes from the Far East.

The most likely thing to happen though, is that gas prices will shoot through the roof and force us to use the checks for gas money. We'll only have "free" gas for about a month because the prices will be so high. Why do I have to live in the middle of nowhere and be forced to drive just to get anywhere?

Take Voltron for example. This show was almost the basis for the Power Rangers series (which is not a cartoon for those of you who are ill informed). Five lion robots forming into one giant warrior robot? What's better than that?!? I watched the show whenever I could when I was younger. It was my hour of happy time when Thundercats and Voltron aired back to back.

Where did all the action adventure go in today's world of cartoons?

The next day, my friends and I went sled riding again, but at a different, better place. So when I said I was stretched on a rack, it was basically the next closest thing. We all made a chain of sleds going down the hill. To bad I was in the middle and the weight wasn't evenly distributed. So on my left I had all the lighter people, while on the right, you guessed it, the heavy ones. So going full speed down the hill, I was stretched between the two. The heavy side lagged behind and the light side flew with light speed. So there I am grasping for life trying to pull the two sides together. Not a good idea. I am VERY sore.

Saturday I didn't do much of anything.

On Sunday, my girlfriend and I went to see the movie "Juno". It was okay but what we came to a conclusion about the movie. It was a chick flick in disguise!

The next morning, I went to breakfast and had a huge waffle.

The End

Many people watch the Super Bowl just to see what crazy commercials were concocted this year. Most are downright hilarious, and others leave a lasting impression on you. Either way, they're worth watching. Plus Tom Petty is playing the Super Bowl Halftime Show this year, so how much better can it get? Maybe if the Patriots don't make it, or even end up losing in the game.

Well, I could dress as the character Borat for one of them and do some disco dancing. Another I could show off a kilt and do some river dancing. I still have one more idea up my sleeve. Go for the 80's hair band costume and play some air guitar to some song. But for the fourth? I could play along to one of the best songs ever. Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" could be my final act. But will I get that far? Seems it doesn't matter for its still a month away. Plus a suck at dancing, why would I get chosen?

But now let's reflect on Christmas 2007. I received what I wanted for Christmas. Guitar Hero 3 was the only thing I had asked for. But the game makes me sad. I can't use the stupid orange key because my fingers are retarded. Oh well. But let me be the one of the last people to tell you, Happy New Year!