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Well, There Goes My Prized Bull

By Jamin Greensbury at 08/31/07 14:59

When bulls are vicious and angry, should they be let out of their cage? Well, if you're aiming for a Running Of The Bulls type event, then yes you should. Maybe that was the newest attraction at the Minnesota State Fair. A bull apparently got out of control and escaped its handlers. The bull then ran rampant throughout the fair. Many fair-goers narrowly missed the bull, but luckily no one was hurt. The bull then targeted a red object. This object was one of the fair's fire hydrants. The beast ran headlong into the hydrant, causing its own death from the result of the impact.

The bull's corpse was then moved to the University of Minnesota for disposal. Unbeknownst to everyone, the bull was then brought back to life and given back to its owner. Maybe the bull didn't go after all.


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A Change To A Different Surname

By Jamin Greensbury at 08/31/07 14:35
My first question is, why? A woman from Wisconsin has applied to legally change her last name to bin Laden. She has denied talking to the press about her name change, so no one really knows the motives for the change. Maybe she just wants to be different. Actually, she probably just wants to inspire fear in the hearts of everyone she meets. "Hello, my name is Sue bin Laden." how would that make you feel if someone introduced themselves like that?

You Know, she could just be trying to check how effective airport security is. Do you think the security would let someone with the surname of bin Laden just pass by unchecked? I think not. Or maybe she's a bounty hunter and using that surname could possibly lure Osama out of hiding. No one knows her motives, and no one will probably ever know.

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