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Scary Hitchhiker Scares the Crap Out of Me

By Jamin Greensbury at 08/09/07 08:05

TRUE STORY

Last night when I was driving home, I experienced a bit of fear. First of all I'm traveling up a road that goes along a large hill. Second of all its a road with numerous turns. Third of all it was dark. But none of those are the things that scared me.

As I came around one of the many bends, a man came into my headlights. No, not like a deer, but like a hitchhiker. He extends his arm out to me in a desperate manner. By then I realized he was shirtless and waving his own shirt at me! As soon as I saw him with his uber scary face, I sped right by him. I could hear him scream "HEY!" at me as if I did something wrong.

Well, if this man would have thought about it, he would have figured out the slim chances of someone picking him up in the middle of the night. Not a single person would pick up an old, scary, shirtless guy off the road would they?

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Comment #1 By Wilbur Corncon at 08/09/07 08:32
Of course not. However, I read in this morning's newpaper about an old millionare that fell off his bicycle yesterday. I believe this is the man you were afraid of. Just a rich old man needing a little help.
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