There have been very eerie reports during the fall season in Green Bay, Wisconsin. Many have seen a very strange sight. There is an unknown man streaking through the middle of the night. All people remember is a blur speeding by screaming "Go Packers!" As many as 60 sightings have been reported and there are surely more than that.
The unknown man wears nothing but a single ski mask. Obviously he doesn't want his wife to know of his late night passtime. Maybe instead of just a ski mask, he could wear a cheese head as well to show his allegiance to his football team. This man leaves all who see him very disturbed.
This could be a rare and elusive creature only found in Green Bay. Its called the Streaking Drunk Packers Fan. There are also many breeds of this creature as well. There are 31 other breeds, all which coincide with the other 31 NFL football teams.
