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We Lost The Cup...

By Jamin Greensbury at 09/21/07 15:27
A wide stretch of road connects two cities. Within that stretch there is a small community. That community is called Reno, and that is where the two cities come to play. The cities of Oil City and Franklin, Pennsylvania have come to settle their differences. The event, The Reno Cup; the battle, Golf. As a witness and a player, I got to relish in what became the first annual Reno Cup.

Between the players there was no tension, but between the schools... well you don't want to know. Let's just call it the biggest school rivalry in our area. So we go to the most prestigious course in Reno(the only course in Reno) to duke it out. I played like crap. Long story short, Franklin beat Oil City. So now Franklin gets to hoist the Reno Cup at their school for a year until next year's event. Too bad I won't be playing in next year's tournament.

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Its A Hole In One!!

By Jamin Greensbury at 09/13/07 15:07
Have you ever shot a hole-in-one? Besides mini-golf, I haven't, but maybe you have. Well one man has found a new way to play. While piloting his Cessna 180 he was having engine troubles. He couldn't make it to the airport, so he had to land in a nearby golf course. The man ended up wrecking his plane and had minor injuries. But a week later, he came up with a new idea. Why not fly over golf courses and try and drop the ball in? He soon perfected his new sport, and it soon became his favorite hobby.

The sport itself soon spread to many other countries. One country in particular, Uruguay, really has become fond of the sport. But seeing how they only have one Cessna in the country(the Royal Flagship), the public can't get in on the craze. Only high ranking officials and politicians are able to. That could be the whole reason the flagship was spotted in Pennsylvania. Uruguans must like Pennsylvania golf courses.

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