Sheeple Magazine October Archive

Some Halloween Stats For You

By Jamin Greensbury at 10/26/07 16:47

Do you believe in ghosts? According to a recent poll, 1 out of 3 people do, in fact, believe in ghosts. So with that many people believing, let me ask you something. Do they really exist? Well, you don't have to answer that. I don't konw what to say on the matter. Maybe I shoyuld just start watching more of the ghost-finding shows. Except I don't want to watch the one with the British psychic. That could be the fakest show I've ever watched. Everyone's walking down a dark corridor and all the sudden the psychic feels a ghostly presence. A minute later he's possessed by the ghost. Call me when he tries killing one of his companions. But the show I do like is that Ghost Hunters show. They'll find ghosts with all their scientific equipment. Plus they only find something about 1 in every 10 episodes. Even then its not that great of evidence. Meanwhile the psychic gets possessed every single episode. Real believable...

Anyways, more things were conducted in the poll. About 1 in 5 people believe in sorcery or witchcraft or whatever you want to call it. Then almost roughly half the population believes in ESP, or in easy words, pyschic powers. At least the pyschic on the ghost show might be able to back up his claims.