Sheeple Magazine September Archive

As You Can See, The Glove Doesn't Fit

By Jamin Greensbury at 09/17/07 18:03

Can you name that who said that famous line in the title? Read this sentence as you ponder about it. Here's the answer; O.J. Simpson. That was his line from his court trial in the 90's. Well, guess who's on trial again. If you guess O.J., you're right! But he didn't kill his wife this time. I guess some guys stole memorablilia from O.J. and he wanted it back. So instead of being polite, he has to go the hard way.

At a hotel in Las Vegas, the incident happened. Some sports memorabilia collectors were just hanging out in their room. All of the sudden, O.J. with two other guys barge in with guns drawn. O.J. was later arrested for his foul deeds. Too bad it seems that he can't get out of this one. He was caught on tape with the hotel's security cameras. Now if convicted, O.J. could face up to 30 years in jail. I can see it now. This is O.J.'s new line, "As you can see, the gun does not fit in my hand."

The Season Starts Once Again!

Baseball is not America's favorite passtime anymore. I think many would agree with me that football (or futbol americano in Spanish) is the favorite among the people. Just this past Sunday the season really got underway when many of the teams played their first regular season game. I was excited to say the least. This is the one thing that I can count on to look forward to every year. Now I can't tell you who will win the Super Bowl this year, but let me tell you that this season will be exciting. But isn't football season always exciting?

GO STEELERS!

Four Words That Strike Fear In Billions

What are these four words you ask? How about "First Day Of School?" Yes, these words bring hope to some, while most all they bring is dread. Its that time of year again, and many students are returning or even embarking to new schools. Its my senior year of high school, and I don't know what to think yet. The first day seemed rough, but isn't it always? And for those of you that read my blogs, you have finally discovered my age. I am in fact at senior at the Kickapoo County High School.

This year our football team, the KHS Bobcats, could take the division. Since we only have 16 players on our team, we should dominate. The other two teams only have 11 players each, so that means there are no sub-ins. This could be the first title that Kickapoo has received in a long time. The only other title we have ever gotten was most isolated town on the Great Plains. Now we'll be known for somethying else!