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Peanuts Aren't The Only Thing In Chocolate Anymore

By Jamin Greensbury at 08/30/07 09:52
Some love the crunch of peanuts in their chocolate. Others like the sweet caramel or even the bold peanut butter. But who would expect to find worms and moths in their candy treats? The people of South Korea didn't when they opened some Chinese chocolates. When the wrapper was taken off the candy, some of the people found live worms crawling around in the chocolate. I wonder how many people didn't realize what was in there when they took a giant bite? If I had eaten a live worm in my chocolate, the memory would haunt me forever.

What's worse is that other Chinese goods are being questioned for what's in them. Other items from China that we use are things like toothpaste, medicine and other kinds of sweets and candy. Are there going to be bugs crawling around in those too? Jsut think if you're brushing your teeth and all teh sudden you feel something crawling around in your mouth. You look to see small worms slithering through your teeth. You know what I'm going to do now? Check where my toothpaste came from before I brush my teeth tonight.

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Why You Should Drive to Work if You Want to be a Fat Cow

By Wilbur Corncon at 08/06/07 08:50
The Times Online tells us that walking to work is a bad idea. A very bad idea as it increases global warming more than driving to work!

The article compares driving 3 miles to work versus walking 3 miles to work. They conclude that "If you walked instead, it would use about 180 calories. You'd need about 100g of beef to replace those calories, resulting in 3.6kg of emissions, or four times as much as driving."

Read more: Why You Should Drive to Work if You Want to be a Fat Cow [click]

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