Sheeple Magazine July Archive

Fat Fat Fat!!! Why you are Fat and What to Do About it!

By Wilbur Corncon at 07/26/07 21:14

I was wrong this morning when I annouced the new at home fat suction machine that you can use everyday. Your lack of this device is NOT why you are fat according to the Sydney Morning Herald their headline screams, "Why fat is a friendship issue".

They are right too. You are fat because your friends are fat and you eat what they eat! For example, the article annouced that "If your friend becomes obese, the researchers found, your chances of becoming obese go up 57 per cent."

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New Advanced at Home Lipsuction Machine

I hear people complaining all the time about being FAT, or that this city or that city is now called FAT CITY USA! The plain fact is that the popular of the United States is simply getting FAT!

A friend returned to the USA after living abroad for almost a year. His first comment was everyone is BIG. I guess he really meant FAT.

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