Sheeple Magazine October Archive

You See Son, This Part Goes Here

Some moms show their kids how to build with Legos. Others tend to teach their kids the alphabet. But there are always others who think outside the box. One mom in Montana taught her son how to build a pipe bomb, or at least she helped along the way. Her son was also on probation for some reason, so there's another reason she helped her son with his new hobby.

Maybe the son was intended to blow up his probation officer and try to escape cleanly. Or maybe he was going to rob a bank. For whatever reason it was, mom should have stopped it. Why couldn't she show him how to knit a quilt instead?