Sheeple Magazine August Archive

Its Not Cool Anymore When You Can't Escape

By Jamin Greensbury at 08/27/07 11:23

Well some things never get old. At least not drug dealing. A 93 year old man was nabbed for the possession of cocaine with the intent to sell. Being 93 years old, he couldn't keep up with his 20 something companions as they fled the scene. The old man was restricted to his walker as he ran the best he could from the police. But alas, when you have a walker, you can't get anywhere fast. By the time they got back to the station, he was already asleep in the back seat. So now the police have an old man at the station and they really don't know what to do with him.

But the police should have woken up bright and early. The elderly man was up an hour before dawn in his jail cell. Only the night shift was there, and that only consisted of one man. The moral of this story is: Don't deal drugs when you're old.

Its Not Cool Anymore When You Can't Escape

Well some things never get old. At least not drug dealing. A 93 year old man was nabbed for the possession of cocaine with the intent to sell. Being 93 years old, he couldn't keep up with his 20 something companions as they fled the scene. The old man was restricted to his walker as he ran the best he could from the police. But alas, when you have a walker, you can't get anywhere fast. By the time they got back to the station, he was already asleep in the back seat. So now the police have an old man at the station and they really don't know what to do with him.

But the police should have woken up bright and early. The elderly man was up an hour before dawn in his jail cell. Only the night shift was there, and that only consisted of one man. The moral of this story is: Don't deal drugs when you're old.