Sheeple Magazine April Archive

How Can I Stay Fit Without It?

By Jamin Greensbury at 04/02/08 15:37

These graduation project presentations have really been hurting me, even though I had already given mine. These presentatins have gone on for all last week and this week as well. Throughout the whole time period, I haven't been able to play my favorite sport of dodgeball. You see, we need a teacher to go down to our school's wrestling room to play. The teachers have the keys to the door and to the the locker with the balls in them. Without the teachers, we can't play, and they're all busy with the presentations. So for the past week, I haven't gotten to play at all.

But I shouldn't be complaining using the tool known as the blog. We have to call our daily dodgeball time "Fitness Club", just so we can keep it a secret from the evil school officials. Its already banned from gym class, but isn't dodgeball almost the definition of gym class? Instead of playing dodgeball in gym class now, we have to play a game called "Spherical Avoidance." But that was quickly outlawed too.

All I know is many of the things my friends and I do quickly die out. I can't let Fitness Club be one of them!