Sheeple Magazine November Archive

Is This Building A Death Trap?

That title is something I've have been wondering since yesterday. I found out yesterday that our office cat, Boots, died by car. Hearing that made me sad, for now I know that I'll be alone in this building in the later hours. But why is this building a death trap? Well roughly one year ago, give or take a few months, our dog, Beezer, died the same way. Maybe office pets just aren't that great for this place.

This just makes me think. If I set up a cot in this office and lived here for awhile, would I recieve the same fate? If I'm crossing the road, will a big 18-Wheeler come out of nowhere and flatten me to the ground? I may have to experiment. By that I mean get a pet squirrel or something else I really don't care about, and let it live here for some time. I want to see if the animal will become just like the others. A lot of people say that "3 times a charm" but hopefully it won't be in this case.