Sheeple Magazine January Archive

What Did I Get Myself Into?

By Jamin Greensbury at 01/03/08 15:45

There has been one thought going through my mind today, and I don't know whether its good or bad. You see, I was somehow chosen to represent the senior guys in a dance-off at our annual Winter Sports Rally. Other people knew I was doing this, but somehow I didn't. Now I have a month to prepare for a possible 4 different dance routines. What am I to do?

Well, I could dress as the character Borat for one of them and do some disco dancing. Another I could show off a kilt and do some river dancing. I still have one more idea up my sleeve. Go for the 80's hair band costume and play some air guitar to some song. But for the fourth? I could play along to one of the best songs ever. Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" could be my final act. But will I get that far? Seems it doesn't matter for its still a month away. Plus a suck at dancing, why would I get chosen?