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By Jamin Greensbury at 11/07/07 15:52

I just read a very interesting tidbit in the paper today. Apparently, a 600 pound cow fell off a cliff and landed on a car. The strange thing was, the cow fell 200 feet and still lived. HOW? These kind of things are what occur in my mind everyday. Not important stuff that I need to know, but the most random stuff possible. Randomness like the release date of the new game I pre-ordered. Not things like Calculus, which I mentioned yesterday

I also found another bit about random animals. Picture Bambi all grown up and attacking hunters. True story. I read that a buck in rut attacked a father, his young son, and his nephew. The buck charged and the father retalitiated. All he had was a hunting knife. After a moments of struggle, Grampa finally came along and killed it with his rifle. Hopefully that won't happen to me in this hunting season. Actually it be kind of cool, but bad at the same time.

My last random thought for this article. I help out the UPS driver everyday at wrok carry all the boxes onto his truck. Today I noticed that the driver had an apprentice. The first thing that came to me was the Star Wars character, Yoda. Plus jedis and padawans(yeah, I know too much) but they're not as cool. Did you know that this could be the most random article I've ever written?

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