Sheeple Magazine July Archive

Apple Profits Surge on Announcement of Iphone Implants

By Wilbur Corncon at 07/26/07 14:01

The most troubling aspect of the iphone from a corporate prescriptive is the possiblity that customers won't fulfil their obligations under the contract.

Someone might start publishing unlock codes on the internet and allowing the customers to break the contract and use their iphone with a different carrier. This is a severe risk to the bottom line of the Apple Computer Corporation!

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