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The Chupacabra May Not Be So Legendary Anymore

By Jamin Greensbury at 09/06/07 15:30

There are many undiscovered things in this world. There are many animals in this world that haven't been fully proven they have been found. Take bigfoot for example. But I don't want to talk about bigfoot. Has anybody hear about the legendary chupacabra? Nod your head if yes, shake you head if no. Now let me tell you about what has happened in Texas.

A woman by the name of Phylis Canion has found what she believes to be a chupacabra. Actually, she has found three of them to be exact. Unfortunately, she found three dead bodies. The corpses of these animals were around 40 lbs, with blue-gray, hairless skin. She even took the specimens to a local vet for examination. The vet said that he couldn't confirm they were chupacabras, but in his opinion, "I believe the chupacabra is a dog."

Now Ms. Canion is having DNA tests run on the bodies she had found. Does this mean one of the most mysterious cases of undiscovered animals has been solved? We may soon find out. The chupacabra could become another dog breed like the golden retriever, beagle, or even poodle. The world is in fact becoming smaller right before our eyes.

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