Sheeple Magazine November Archive

From One Holiday To Another

By Jamin Greensbury at 11/01/07 15:36

Now that Halloween is over, what are people going to look forward to now? Well if you go into any local store, its almost Christmas time. Forget Thanksgiving, people want the tree in their house again. October 31st is gone for this year, and now there is a one month slump until Christmas. Maybe we should decorate the site in a Christmans theme and ultimately pass over the turkeys. Think about it. What other holiday is bigger than December 25th?

Its too bad you can't golf in the snow. That's what I like to do over holiday break. If its nice, some of my family and I go golfing. That reminds me of the last Easter we had. We were all at my aunt's house, when some of us decided we wanted to go golfing. My mom hated the idea and told us that the holiday should be spent together as a family. That's when my cousin said one of the best lines I had ever heard. He says to my mom, "Easter isn't about family. Easter is about Jesus. And Jesus wants to go golfing with us." As you can probably already tell, my mom didn't like that comment at all.

So what's everyone going to get me for Christmas?