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Peanuts Aren't The Only Thing In Chocolate Anymore

By Jamin Greensbury at 08/30/07 09:52

Some love the crunch of peanuts in their chocolate. Others like the sweet caramel or even the bold peanut butter. But who would expect to find worms and moths in their candy treats? The people of South Korea didn't when they opened some Chinese chocolates. When the wrapper was taken off the candy, some of the people found live worms crawling around in the chocolate. I wonder how many people didn't realize what was in there when they took a giant bite? If I had eaten a live worm in my chocolate, the memory would haunt me forever.

What's worse is that other Chinese goods are being questioned for what's in them. Other items from China that we use are things like toothpaste, medicine and other kinds of sweets and candy. Are there going to be bugs crawling around in those too? Jsut think if you're brushing your teeth and all teh sudden you feel something crawling around in your mouth. You look to see small worms slithering through your teeth. You know what I'm going to do now? Check where my toothpaste came from before I brush my teeth tonight.

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Comment #1 By Jamin Greensbury at 09/01/07 07:15
What's wrong with a few extra bugs or maggots in your Chocolate? Maybe it adds a little extra protein and some exotic vitamins!

Besides, according to the FDA you can have "19 small maggots or 4 of the big ones" in a can of mushrooms! Read more about disgusting stuff in your food.

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