Sheeple Magazine September Archive

Its A Hole In One!!

Have you ever shot a hole-in-one? Besides mini-golf, I haven't, but maybe you have. Well one man has found a new way to play. While piloting his Cessna 180 he was having engine troubles. He couldn't make it to the airport, so he had to land in a nearby golf course. The man ended up wrecking his plane and had minor injuries. But a week later, he came up with a new idea. Why not fly over golf courses and try and drop the ball in? He soon perfected his new sport, and it soon became his favorite hobby.

The sport itself soon spread to many other countries. One country in particular, Uruguay, really has become fond of the sport. But seeing how they only have one Cessna in the country(the Royal Flagship), the public can't get in on the craze. Only high ranking officials and politicians are able to. That could be the whole reason the flagship was spotted in Pennsylvania. Uruguans must like Pennsylvania golf courses.