Sheeple Magazine August Archive

Excuse Me While I Go Throw Up

By Jamin Greensbury at 08/24/07 14:09

There are many different kinds of coffee in this world of ours. Most of them reside at a place we call Starbucks. But Starbucks doesn't have everything. In the China/Indonesia area there exists a new premium coffee. Its called Kopi Luwak, or in my translation, Feline Turd Brew. However the coffee is not completely made of cat poop.

The coffee is in fact made from coffee beans, but how these beans are harvested is a different stroy all together. The beans are ingested by the cats and then the harvesters must wait for the beans to pass through the digestive system. Once the cat relieves itself, the beans are carefully taken from their turds. Once roasted you have Feline Turd Brew.

I may not be much of a coffee person, but this is something that could turn me off of coffee forever. So when any offers you Kopi Luwak, just say "I'll Pass."

Talk About The CRAZIEST Cat Lady

Over in China where cats are considered a delicacy, there is one woman fighting back. Over in her Shanghai home, she has saved over 1200 cats from dreadful fates. Taken from Chinese kitchens, the cats now live a comfortable life of luxury.

Now I have hard times dealing with one cat, but 1200?!? They couldn't all have names, unless this woman is a genius and can think up 1200 cat names. Well let me think of some names. Mr. Tiggles, Fluffy, Garfield... okay there's three. Now I just need 1997 more names to go. Maybe i should just quit while I'm ahead.