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Can't get anything where I live

By Jamin Greensbury at 05/28/08 15:42

I can't believe that where I live, I can't get the modern conveniences of today. One thing I can't get is cable. Everyone around me gets cable, but I don't! And its just my little stretch of road too. The road next to mine, which is maybe 100 yards away, gets cable. So my family and I had to settle for DirecTV, which isn't a bad thing.

The cable part I don't understand. We also don't get high speed internet, only dial-up. That's understandable. But when you're getting that slow of connections, its hard to do anything. Say I want to play a flash game. While the game loads, I may as well go a bake a cake, that's how much time it takes. But now we're getting DSL connections out at my house, so hopefully I can get my hands on that convenience.

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Comment #1 Jimmy at 05/28/08 16:41
Why do you want cable? It rots the mind.

Why do you want to play a flash game? It supports FLASH. Go out side and play a real game where you can exercise your MIND and your BODY!

Ok, DSL is kewl! With that you are spread your ideas and ideals to the rest of the world.

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