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They Just Keep Getting Younger Every Year

By Jamin Greensbury at 10/08/07 15:43

, office sheeple: My Bus Driver Was Some Old Guy

Do you remember back in the day when you rode the bus to school? Or maybe in some cases, walked 5 miles through a blizzard? I remember my bus drivers were mostly older men. When I first started high school I had one that was on the brink of death. Anyways, down in the southern half of the United States, bus drivers just keep getting younger. So young in fact that they're starting at 10 years old.

Well the stroy goes that just last Friday, a young boy broke into the bus lot and stole one of the large yellow tanks. After almost an hour of chasing, police finally caught the stolen bus and its driver. Little did they know it was a little 5th grader drving the machine. Upon aprehesion, the boy said, "I was just practicing for my future career."

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