Sheeple Magazine October Archive

Little Discoveries I Have Made

By Jamin Greensbury at 10/23/07 15:14

This may seem a little strange to those who don't know me. Today I made a discovery. I found out how a toilet works. How cool is that? The handle for the toilet at work was broken and I didn't know it. So after about 10 minutes of doing my business (if you can't guess what it is, it rhymes with scoop), I tried to flush the toilet. But since the handle was broken, it was a no go. So after about a minute of pondering, I put the lid down and left the room. That was yesterday.

So today I figured out how to flush the toilet without the handle. Well, first I had to ask my boss if it was OK to use the porcelain throne. She said yes, so off I went. After I finished my quick business (it rhymes with bee), I lifted the lid on the toilet to gaze upon the complex contraption. After letting all my boss's toilet directions soak in, I pressed the black bubble thing down. The toilet then flushed and I was amazed. So amazed that I pushed the bubble down again. This is the story of my life; being amused by the littlest things.

Other than the bathroom issue, I haven't made anymore exciting discoveries. Maybe I will sometime soon. I think I'll start a new blog category called Jamin's Discoveries. That sounds like a plan. Keep looking for more posts, because I may just make another wonderful discovery.