Sheeple Magazine August Archive

Why Women Reject Ugly Men

By Jamin Greensbury at 08/27/07 14:24

Many have been rejected by a woman. Why? Maybe it was their personality, maybe it was their clothes. The truth is its the guy's facial bone structure. His face probably wasn't scrunched up enough. At least that's what researchers have just found out. Dating back to the stone age, women have always gone for the man with the short upper face. This may make no sense to you at all. It didn't to me at first.

Research has shown who has this bone structure quality. The best example would be Brad Pitt. No wonder your wife is always going on and on about him. So for now on, don't worry about your looks. Its not your fault the shape of your skull turned out the way it did. Its also not your fault that you're a big fat loser in the eyes of women everywhere.