Sheeple Magazine December Archive

We Don't Use Silly String Anymore

Some kids are just too cool for old party gags. Too cool that they must ask their mothers to buy them laughing gas. That's the cool thing to do. Instead of just shooting each other with string, they let each other inhale the gas. This at least happened once and mom got in trouble for buying the gas. Her son and his friends just wanted to get high from it and mom thought that was just fine.

Whatever happened to the days of hiring a clown for a party. Actually, I'm glad my parents never did. I don't like clowns, and I bet the majority of people don't. How are they kid friendly if they're so scary? Sorry everyone, as you can tell, it seems I have ADD when I start writing. Maybe you haven't noticed yet.